My guestbook signage on THE Jarkko Ruutu fan site

Jarkko Ruutu is seriously a god among men. His intensity on the ice makes players like Sidney Crosby and Wayne Gretzky look like little girls. I'm 100% sure if either of them were on the opposing team while my boy Jarkko was on the ice he would not only beat them to a bloody pulp but he would go and find their families after the game and body check each and every one of them into submission. You are totally right about him giving 110% on the ice!!!1 He plays from start to finish, where most players are off sipping tea and writing poetry around the end of their shifts Jarrko is finishing checks and severing players' hards with his bare hands. I heard that once Jarkko Ruutu hit a player so hard that he actually broke the speed of light flying into the boards, after studying this Ruutu invented time travel, a discovery that means our children won't only read about Ruutu's hard hitting bad assness in textbooks, but also his amazing contributions to science and mankind. God bless you Jarkko Ruutu.