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8/3/1994, Today I went out drinking with some of my guard buddies. I met this really cool girl named Lisa, she was really into me and stuff, she thought the shrunken heads tied around my neck were sexy obviously. I didn't get her number though, she stopped talking to me and walked away when I told her that I was serious when I said I catch kids and eat their eyes if they aren't carrying a pendant of life.
5/4/1995, Legends of the Hidden Temple was cancelled today, and it looks like I'm being let go. I've been looking into other temples with guard vacancies, but it turns out there aren't too many hidden temples in this century, looks like temple guard college was a big waste of money. On second thought, I think Olmec blacklisted me, he's had it in for me ever since he heard that I hooked up with his girlfriend on the steps of knowledge. Looks like im going to have to work at my dad's accounting firm, damnit.
3/24/1997, I got in trouble at the office today... again. Casual fridays and I just don't get along it seems, it all started when I saw Barry, the midget who works next to me walk by me in the hall wearing a bright red shirt and khaki shorts. Let's just say he wasn't too happy when I picked him up by the legs and shook him for a few minutes demanding a pendant of life, I'll be hearing from his lawyers. Old habits die hard man.
11/6/2000, I'm running out of money, so I decided to try and sell a few things today. Would you believe that the guy at the pawn shop had the nerve to offer me $35 for a SILVER monkey? I did manage to sell a picture of Olmec and Kirk Fogg making out at our christmas party for $300, that should last me the rest of the month, if not I'll have to sell that trip to space camp I've been saving.
From the Florida Today, 4/26/2002: Huey Tlatoani, 36, a resident of Melbourne Florida died late tuesday from accidentally falling into a "sacrificial pit" while performing a ritualistic animal sacrifice to the god Quetzalcoatl.
