That is a filthy, filthy lie. You are not chillin with everyone, possibly not even with anyone. I see at least two people right now that you are not in fact chillin with. I'm not chillin with you and this blatant slanderous lie has taken away any chance that I will ever be chillin with you. I hate your away message.
Wow, thanks for telling me this. I'm really excited to know that you have a broomball game tonight at 9pm, wait, no I'm not. You know how many people care about your stupid fucking broomball game? Nobody, unless you count the people playing in the game. I don't even see why you would consider putting this horse shit in your away message, exactly how many people have ever attended your broomball games? One, two? You seriously think this will up your attendance? I hate your away message.
It being ridiculously cold outside is no excuse for being a retard. How people who can't spell simple fourth grade vocabulary ever got into college is beyond me. It's not even like the "I" key is even close to the "E" key so it couldn't have been a typo. As for the rest of the message, unless this "date" is going to involve some kind of lesbian sex I really don't give two shits. I hate your away message.
Ok, wow. You somehow managed to fuck up the only three words in this thing. Maybe the first part of rehearsal should be that they teach you how to spell the goddamn word. Secondly, when did the word "until" grow an extra l? That's cool that you're trying to save precious seconds of your life by abbreviating words, but then why the fuck are you adding extra letters? As long as we're adding new letters to abbreviated words I'm replacing "bro" with "brodfsgbsthbtr." Last of all, how in holy hell can something last until forever? That's like counting to infinity dipshit, it can't be done and if you were to figure out a way to do it you would have to be a lot smarter than you clearly are. I hate your away message.
This away message has me convinced that you are in fact more queer the average resident of San Francisco. As if the original gloating about owning an XBOX 360 wasn't bad enough you had to gay it up with a smiley face which is more reminiscent of a 12 year old girl's away. I have counted a whopping five smilies in your profile, leading me to believe you are second behind Richard Simmons for most smilies used on AIM. Way to go fagwad. I hate your away message.
What in holy hell? I seriously hope this is a joke, because I really want to jump through the computer screen and beat the shit out of this away. What is this shit at the top? Are you doing scat over AIM away messages? That makes me so angry that I want to beat you with your own computer. Why the hell did you choose this ridiculous font? What in your sick, sick mind made you think it was okay to try and pass this chickenscratch horse shit off as an away message? Do you think it's cute? Well, fuck you, I don't. After decoding this crap, imagine my reaction to what your mindless babbling excuse for an away message meant. Oh, and you love me, kissy face? Well I don't love you, I hate your away message.
Real original douchebag. No seriously, I'm sure that girl you like will just run straight to your room and suck your dick when she reads this one. I've never seen a college student quote Dave Matthews before, you're getting laid now for sure. I hate your away message.
What the fuck? Maybe you wouldn't have to pull a fucking all-nighter if you didn't spend all your time writing essays on AIM. I'm sure anyone who could give a shit about your cousin having a baby already knows about it, I doubt anyone is going to read your away message and be like "Holy shit! Read this away message, Michelle had the baby! Let's get to the hospital right away!" 10,657 babies are born every day in the United States alone, I really don't give a fuck about your cousin getting knocked up. By the way I had no idea you were happy, especially not after the first two smilies and you saying you're "soooo happy," thanks for adding the third smiley for clarification. I hate your away message.
That is a filthy, filthy lie. You are not chillin with everyone, possibly not even with anyone. I see at least two people right now that you are not in fact chillin with. I'm not chillin with you and this blatant slanderous lie has taken away any chance that I will ever be chillin with you. I hate your away message.
Wow, thanks for telling me this. I'm really excited to know that you have a broomball game tonight at 9pm, wait, no I'm not. You know how many people care about your stupid fucking broomball game? Nobody, unless you count the people playing in the game. I don't even see why you would consider putting this horse shit in your away message, exactly how many people have ever attended your broomball games? One, two? You seriously think this will up your attendance? I hate your away message.
It being ridiculously cold outside is no excuse for being a retard. How people who can't spell simple fourth grade vocabulary ever got into college is beyond me. It's not even like the "I" key is even close to the "E" key so it couldn't have been a typo. As for the rest of the message, unless this "date" is going to involve some kind of lesbian sex I really don't give two shits. I hate your away message.
Ok, wow. You somehow managed to fuck up the only three words in this thing. Maybe the first part of rehearsal should be that they teach you how to spell the goddamn word. Secondly, when did the word "until" grow an extra l? That's cool that you're trying to save precious seconds of your life by abbreviating words, but then why the fuck are you adding extra letters? As long as we're adding new letters to abbreviated words I'm replacing "bro" with "brodfsgbsthbtr." Last of all, how in holy hell can something last until forever? That's like counting to infinity dipshit, it can't be done and if you were to figure out a way to do it you would have to be a lot smarter than you clearly are. I hate your away message.
This away message has me convinced that you are in fact more queer the average resident of San Francisco. As if the original gloating about owning an XBOX 360 wasn't bad enough you had to gay it up with a smiley face which is more reminiscent of a 12 year old girl's away. I have counted a whopping five smilies in your profile, leading me to believe you are second behind Richard Simmons for most smilies used on AIM. Way to go fagwad. I hate your away message.
What in holy hell? I seriously hope this is a joke, because I really want to jump through the computer screen and beat the shit out of this away. What is this shit at the top? Are you doing scat over AIM away messages? That makes me so angry that I want to beat you with your own computer. Why the hell did you choose this ridiculous font? What in your sick, sick mind made you think it was okay to try and pass this chickenscratch horse shit off as an away message? Do you think it's cute? Well, fuck you, I don't. After decoding this crap, imagine my reaction to what your mindless babbling excuse for an away message meant. Oh, and you love me, kissy face? Well I don't love you, I hate your away message.
Real original douchebag. No seriously, I'm sure that girl you like will just run straight to your room and suck your dick when she reads this one. I've never seen a college student quote Dave Matthews before, you're getting laid now for sure. I hate your away message.
What the fuck? Maybe you wouldn't have to pull a fucking all-nighter if you didn't spend all your time writing essays on AIM. I'm sure anyone who could give a shit about your cousin having a baby already knows about it, I doubt anyone is going to read your away message and be like "Holy shit! Read this away message, Michelle had the baby! Let's get to the hospital right away!" 10,657 babies are born every day in the United States alone, I really don't give a fuck about your cousin getting knocked up. By the way I had no idea you were happy, especially not after the first two smilies and you saying you're "soooo happy," thanks for adding the third smiley for clarification. I hate your away message.
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